Team names…the only thing Masterson can dominate in fantasy football. Yet, do you know what the best part about it all? Bob’s dominate this league more than 50 Shades of Grey if it was directed by Tom Six, yet the bastard still gets pissed when his cleverly named teams don’t win “Best Team Name” award. I truly appreciate the passion.
Historically, when teams joined this league, I gave them a team name (typically their name and their favorite team’s nickname or some random thing I knew about them). The exception to this was Calderon. In his first year in the league, he did his own team name, the Manhattan Projects.
Slowly but surely, beginning in 2004, people started to change their team names. Some, never switched it up (except for a minor tweak) like Colby’s Quarter Pounders and Molly’s Mollipop. Masterson kept the Backstreet Boys for six years, before finally switching things up. Don and Eric were a little late to the name-change game, but have started to switch it up. Then there are people like Bob, Jeff and myself, who have had a new team name just about every year (although Bob went back-to-back Caucasians in 2006-07.
Anyhow, here is the history of the team name… Robio MurrayGriff CoomerDon VozzolaEric Vozzola 1999 - Robio's Hurricanes 2000 - Robio's Hurricanes 2001 - Robio's Hurricanes 2002 - Robio's Hurricanes 2003 - Robio's Hurricanes 2004 - Robio's Hurricanes 2005 - Ming Dynasty* 2006 - Ming Dynasty 2007 - Big Shirtless Rob 2008 - Adam Jones 2009 - Cane Mutiny 2010 - God's Cock* 2011 - The High Ankle Sprains 2012 - Romolicious 2013 - Butt Fumbles 2014 - Charles Bronson 2015 - Lobster Bikini 2016 - Ware Did You Hyde the Salami1999 - Griff's Stoners 2000 - Griff's Stoners 2001 - Griff's Stoners 2002 - Griff's Stoners 2003 - Griff's Stoners 2004 - Griff's Stoners 2005 - Griff's Stoners 2006 - The Goon Squad 2007 - Nasty Boyz Kennels 2008 - The Griffters* 2009 - The Griffters 2010 - The Griffters 2011 - The Griffters 2012 - The Gooch Bruisers 2013 - Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes 2014 - Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes 2015 - Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes 2016 - Truck Nuts1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - Don's Gators 2002 - Don's Gators 2003 - Don's Gators 2004 - Don's Gators 2005 - Don's Gators 2006 - Gator Nation 2007 - Gator Nation 2008 - Gator Nation 2009 - Gator Nation 2010 - Gator Nation 2011 - Gator Nation 2012 - Tony Stark 2013 - Two 2014 - Two 2015 - Two 2016 - Zeke Squad1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - Eric's Dolphins 2002 - Eric's Dolphins 2003 - Eric's Dolphins 2004 - Eric's Dolphins 2005 - Eric's Dolphins 2006 - Class of '07 2007 - The Swamp 2008 - The Swamp 2009 - The Swamp 2010 - The Swamp 2011 - Neurological Damage 2012 - Tebow's Before Hoes* 2013 - Johnny Hancock 2014 - Johnn Hancock 2015 - Johnny Hancock 2016 - Brown 'N Servin It Molly CoomerRichard BurrierRob MastersonRich Calderon 1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - Molly Pop 2002 - Molly Pop 2003 - Molly Pop 2004 - Molly Pop 2005 - Molly Pop 2006 - Molly Pop 2007 - Molly Pop 2008 - Mollipop 2009 - Mollipop 2010 - Mollipop 2011 - Mollipop 2012 - Mollipop 2013 - Mollipop 2014 - Mollipop 2015 - Mollipop 2016 - Mollipop 1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - Richie Rich 2003 - Burrier Bruisers 2004 - Burrier Bruisers 2005 - Burrier Bruisers 2006 - Burrier Bruisers 2007 - Burrier Bruisers 2008 - John Mayer 2009 - John Mayer 2010 - Team 6 2011 - Team 6 2012 - o0o0o 2013 - o0o0o 2014 - Super Dupers 2015 - The Hype is Real. 2016 - The Hype is Real. 1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - Jets Jets Jets 2003 - Backstreet Boyz 2004 - Backstreet Boyz 2005 - Backstreet Boyz 2006 - Backstreet Boyz 2007 - Backstreet Boyz 2008 - Backstreet Boyz 2009 - Dirty Sanchez 2010 - Rice, Rice Baby 2011 - Rice Rice Baby 2012 - Glory Hole Days 2013 - Wet Brees* 2014 - Lynch Cobb* 2015 - Deflate My Balls* 2016 - Fondling is my Forte1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - N/A 2003 - Manhattan Projects* 2004 - Manhattan Projects 2005 - Manhattan Projects 2006 - Manhattan Projects 2007 - Islamfascists 2008 - Robot Sex 2009 - That FIshy Smell 2010 - MAN-DATE 2011 - The Dick-Taters* 2012 - The Dick-Taters 2013 - The Dick-Taters 2014 - The Dick-Taters 2015 - The Dick-Taters 2016 - The Dick-Taters Bob CastroneMatt NeatockColby HallJeff Greenblatt 1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - N/A 2003 - Bob's Bootylicious 2004 - The Republicans 2005 - The Hart Foundation 2006 - The Caucasians* 2007 - The Caucasians 2008 - Greasy Onion Booty 2009 - I. Peep Freely 2010 - Big Johnsons 2011 - Wildcard Bitches! 2012 - Young, Dumb & Full of Cam 2013 - Fart Joke 2014 - GronkowSki School 2 2015 - Mug Life 2016 - White Priveledge1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - N/A 2003 - Matt, the Guy in Rob's Seat 2004 - The Franchise 2005 - The Franchise 2006 - The Franchise 2007 - The Wide Stance* 2008 - G.I.L.F. 2009 - Vick in a Box 2010 - Vick in Canton 2011 - Vick in White 2102 - Kolb Gobblers 2013 - Foleatio 2014 - My Ball Zach Ertz 2015 - My Ball Zach Ertz 2016 - Conner of Barth 1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - N/A 2003 - N/A 2004 - The Quarter Pounders* 2005 - The Quarter Pounders 2006 - The Quarter Pounders 2007 - Quarter Pounders 2008 - Quarter Pounders 2009 - Quarter Pounders 2010 - Quarter Pounders 2011 - Quarter Pounders 2012 - Quarter Pounders 2013 - Quarter Pounders 2014 - Quarter Pounders 2015 - Quarter Pounders 2016 - Quarter Pounders1999 - N/A 2000 - N/A 2001 - N/A 2002 - N/A 2003 - Gang Greenblatt 2004 - N/A 2005 - N/A 2006 - N/A 2007 - N/A 2008 - N/A 2009 - Otis Murray & The Knights* 2010 - Otis Murray & The Knights 2011 - Lesbian Bieber The Snake Charmer 2012 - Spider Two Wide Banana 2013 - Flock of Dudes 2014 - Popular Internet Meme 2015 - Tijuana Picnic 2016 - No Respect
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