Round 1
1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their respective position.
2. Don – Johnson, Calvin WR DET | Position Rank: 1st First time in league history the top two picks both finished first in their position.
3. Colby – Foster, Arian RB HOU | Position Rank: 25th Heading into the draft, the top pick was a mystery. it could be Charles, Johnson or Foster. Sadly for Colby, he got the short end of the stick. Foster played in just seven games before getting the boot with a bad back for the remainder of the season.
4. Matt – Forte, Matt RB CHI | Position Rank: 4th Always undervalued, but Matt made the right call in passing up big name arms for a stud back. Forte earned All-Robio for the third time since 2013.
5. Rob M – Brees, Drew QB NO | Position Rank: 2nd He finished second thanks to some monster games, but he also failed to hit 300 seven times. Not good enough for a quarterback picked this high.
6. Molly – Rodgers, Aaron QB GB | Position Rank: 19th He was on pace to earn second-team All-Robio when he went down in week eight.
7. Rich C – McCoy, LeSean RB PHI (Keeper) | Position Rank: 2nd Something tells me he likes Chip Kelly’s offense. He was the unquestionable stud on Calderon’s 2013 title run.
8. Griff – Jones-Drew, Maurice RB JAC | Position Rank: 21st MJD struggled out of the gate, failing to hit 100 fantasy points in three of his first four. He was benched. He found his way out of the doghouse when he put up five 200+ games in weeks 8-14.
9. Rich B – Jackson, Steven RB ATL | Position Rank: 41st He’s too old and he missed too many games. Hard to not finish last when you waste a first-round pick.
10. Bob – Bryant, Dez WR DAL | Position Rank: 12th He’s always a little hit or miss. Because of the hits, he’ll continue to be one of the top receivers taken. Because of the misses, he’ll again fail to earn an All-Robio award.
11. Eric – Rice, Ray RB BAL (Keeper) | Position Rank: 33rd I’ll go ahead and put him down for the worst pick in the first-round. Sure Steven Jackson had worse numbers, but he missed five games due to injury. Rice only missed one and was a burden on Eric all season long.
12. Robio – Thomas, Demaryius WR DEN | Position Rank: 4th Thomas was the best pair of hands in the best offense in the league. However, because of my QB woes, I had to ship him off for Tom Brady before the trade deadline.
Round 2
13. Robio – Graham, Jimmy TE NO | Position Rank: 1st With Rob Gronkowski struggling to heal, the top TE spot belonged to Graham, as he scored nearly 700 more points (in 13 games) than the next TE on the list.
14. Eric – Johnson, Andre WR HOU | Position Rank: 8th Came up 93 yards short of becoming just the second receiver to hit 1,500 yards receiving after the age 33 (Jerry Rice is the only man to do it). Incredible
15. Bob – Green, A.J. WR CIN (Keeper) | Position Rank: 5th A.J. just keeps on trucking, earning his second All-Robio award in just his third season.
16. Rich B – Bush, Reggie RB DET | Position Rank: 7th Considering he missed two games due to injury and was benched twice because of fumbling, it’s pretty amazing to think he finished 7th among all backs.
17. Griff – Fitzgerald, Larry WR ARI | Position Rank: 21st All he needs is a capable quarterback is what they said. Well, Carson Palmer was capable, but Fitzgerald was not his favorite target. Are his days as a WR1 over?
18. Rich C – White, Roddy WR ATL | Position Rank: 84th Because of a nagging injury, White was horrible early in the season (failing to break 100 fantasy points in his first five games). However, after taking three weeks off, he was a pretty reliable WR for Rich during his playoff run.
19. Molly – Peterson, Adrian RB MIN (Keeper) | Position Rank: 3rd Purple Jesus anchored another Molly playoff run, but not even he could overcome the other holes on her roster.
20. Rob M – Martin, Doug RB TB (Keeper) | Position Rank: 48th It’s bad enough to have your stud back go down in week seven. It’s even tougher when you watch how well his scrub backups did in his place.
21. Matt – Brady, Tom QB NE | Position Rank: 13th With the late emergence of Nick Foles, Matt was able to ship Brady off for Demaryius Thomas. Of course, now that Brady is 37 years old, not sure how many more times he’s going to be worth a All-Robio receiver.
22. Colby – Johnson, Chris RB TEN | Position Rank: 8th This may have been the least impressive top-10 finish among any back in league history? Maybe that’s a bit much, but considering where Johnson use to be, it’s pretty amazing that he broke 100 yards rushing in a game just once during Colby’s fantasy run.
23. Don – Richardson, Trent RB IND (Keeper) | Position Rank: 42nd When Richardson was traded to the Colts after week two, it looked like God was shinning down on Don. Maybe not. When your best game is a 20 carry, 60 yard, one touchdown performance…you know shit ain’t going right.
24. Jeff – Bell, Le’Veon RB PIT | Position Rank: 18th He only played on game in the first five weeks, but once he got rolling and the Steelers made the decision to go with the rookie, Jeff’s backfield duo of Charles/Bell was second best only to eventual champ Calderon.
Round 3
25. Jeff – Stafford, Matthew QB DET | Position Rank: 3rd Just imagine how good he could be if he didn’t throw 19 interceptions and fumble it away 12 freaking times. That’s nearly two turnovers per game and yet he still finished 3rd best QB.
26. Don – McFadden, Darren RB OAK | Position Rank: 40th I’m through with this guy. Any person who uses an early pick on Darren “I tripped on a toothpick and will miss nine games” McFadden deserves to miss the playoffs.
27. Colby – Marshall, Brandon WR CHI (Keeper) | Position Rank: 7th If someone would have told me that they were going to make a successful playoff push starting two receivers on the same team that starts a backup quarterback, I would have laughed in that person’s face. I would have been wrong, thanks to Colby’s duo of Marshall/Jeffery.
28. Matt – Wallace, Mike WR MIA (Keeper) | Position Rank: 27th Matt could have kept DeSean Jackson in the fourth round. Matt should have kept DeSean Jackson in the fourth round.
29. Rob M – Jackson, Vincent WR TB | Position Rank: 13th Put him down for four 300+ fantasy games per season. That’s just what V-Jax does.
30. Molly – Ball, Montee RB DEN | Position Rank: 49th A year after last year’s third-round disaster of Roy Helu, Molly does it again with Montee Ball. However, this may prove to be much worse. She cut him quickly and is looking like a stud sleeper keeper in 2014. I thank you for that.
31. Rich C – Bowe, Dwayne WR KC | Position Rank: 47th Calderon won the title, but it certainly had nothing to do with these early wide receiver picks. Neither Fitzgerald (round two) or Bowe ended up making any impact on Rich’s championship.
32. Robio – Miller, Lamar RB MIA | Position Rank: 32nd So I traded up to get 709 yards rushing on the season? He was eventually benched and then shipped off to the Pounders for Harry Douglas.
33. Rich B – Welker, Wes WR DEN | Position Rank: 19th Welker put up decent stats early in his new home in Denver, but he struggled to produce down the stretch. Luckily for him, Burrier’s season was already over early in the season.
34. Bob – Bernard, Giovani RB CIN | Position Rank: 14th He’s a solid back who could have done so much more if he didn’t have to share the backfield with Ben Green-Ellis. Still, he’s a decent keeper option in 2014.
35. Eric – Colston, Marques WR NO | Position Rank: 45th He was shipped off to Matt in week four (along with Matt Schaub) for Steve Smith and Michael Vick. Because of Vick’s injury, Colston was the only one who had any kind of impact, but that impact was minimal. He produced just one 200+ game in the Robioland regular season and was eventually benched by Matt when he traded for Demaryius Thomas.
36. Robio – Ryan, Matt QB ATL (Keeper) | Position Rank: 8th He had a solid start to the season, sitting in the top three among all quarterbacks, but when both Julio Jones and Roddy White went down, Ryan’s numbers dipped. I had no choice but to bench him and trade for Tom Brady.
Round 4
37. Griff – Wayne, Reggie WR IND | Position Rank: 58th Griff traded down, still got the man he wanted…everything was coming up Coomer, until Wayne tore his ACL and just like that a top-10 receiver was gone.
38. Eric – Decker, Eric WR DEN | Position Rank: 11th It certainly helps to have Peyton Manning throwing you the ball. Decker rocked out some monster games, including a 588-point effort in week 13, but little did it do Eric.
39. Bob – Bradshaw, Ahmad RB IND | Position Rank: 65th Bob decided to pass on backs in the early rounds, which meant he had to go dating, i.e. grabbing running available and hoping one pays off. While Bernard worked out fine in the last round, Bradshaw looked like the steal of the draft through three weeks, after producing back-to-back 200+ games. Then he tore his ACL and his season was done.
40. Rich B – Gore, Frank RB SF (Keeper) | Position Rank: 13th Nothing sexy, just production. That’s the Frank Gore we know.
41. Griff – Brown, Antonio WR PIT | Position Rank: 6th We all should have saw this one coming. He was the clear #1 option for Big Ben, a man who knows how to find his top receiver…and rape.
42. Rich C – Witten, Jason TE DAL | Position Rank: 6th He’s on the wrong side of 30, yet he’s still on the right side of the top-six among all TEs.
43. Molly – Amendola, Danny WR NE | Position Rank: 67th Shocking, Danny Amendola couldn’t stay healthy.
44. Rob M – Ivory, Chris RB NYJ | Position Rank: 39th Through six weeks Ivory looked like a huge bust, backing up some guy named Bilal. However, once he became the starter, he delivered five 200+ games and was Rob’s second starting running back during his post-season run.
45. Matt – Lacy, Eddie RB GB | Position Rank: 12th Injury killed the rookies first month, but as soon as he got healthy, the dude delivered. Lacy was one of the top backs in football down the stretch and nearly turned a bad Neatock team into a title contender. Heading into 2014, he’ll be one of the best keepers out there.
46. Colby – Gronkowski, Rob TE NE | Position Rank: 11th Colby rolled the dice on the injured Patriots TE, but right before he was ready to come back, he shipped him off to Bob. At first, it looked like a huge mistake, as Gronk put up some solid numbers. However, Colby did get Aslton Jeffery in return. He finished 6th among receivers and can be kept in 2014 as a category three guy.
47. Don – Nelson, Jordy WR GB | Position Rank: 10th Considering the fact that he lost Aaron Rodgers early in the season and the Packers became a running team, Nelson still put up solid numbers. Of course it helped that just about every other Green Bay receiver got hurt…
48. Jeff – Jones, James WR GB | Position Rank: 43rd …Speaking of Green Bay receiver getting hurt.
Round 5
49. Jeff – Smith, Torrey WR BAL (Keeper) | Position Rank: 14th Smith had no problem stepping into the lead role as the Ravens top target. Problem is, if he wants to be an elite fantasy WR, he’s going to need to do more damage in the red zone. He scored just 4 touchdowns in 2013.
50. Don – Garcon, Pierre WR WAS | Position Rank: 15th He led the league in targets with 184.
51. Colby – Mathews, Ryan RB SD | Position Rank: 17th When you consider that Mathews was sharing carries with both Ronnie Brown and Danny Woodhead, it’s pretty amazing he finished in the top-20. Still, to win championships you’re hoping these mid-round picks will elevate into elite players. With that crowded of a backfield, no one in San Diego will be elite.
52. Matt – Smith, Steve WR CAR | Position Rank: 38th He never had more than six catches in a game. He never sniffed 100 yards. I’d be shocked if he gets taken in the first 10 rounds in the 2014 draft.
53. Rob M – Griffin III, Robert QB WAS | Position Rank: 11th Not so easy when you can’t run, is it? Rob already had Drew Brees, so he shipped RGIII off to Eric for T.Y. Hilton.
54. Molly – Austin, Tavon WR STL | Position Rank: 48th The rookie wide out had 1,298 fantasy points in 2013 and 902 of them came in just three games.
55. Rich C – Romo, Tony QB DAL | Position Rank: 7th He can’t do what he use to do, yet Romo still produces. However, Calderon denied him of his first championship by pulling him for Jay Cutler in the title game. Note: Romo outscored Cutler by 12 fantasy points in week 16. Damn you, Calderon!!
56. Griff – Manning, Peyton QB DEN (Keeper) | Position Rank: 1st So, this turned out to be a pretty good decision last year. Manning averaged a stunning 461 points per game, second all-time (behind Aaron Rodgers’ 478), earning him league MVP.
57. Rich B – Hilton, T.Y. WR IND | Position Rank: 20th He was a little inconsistent, but showed flashes of greatness from time to time. However, Burrier cut him, was picked up by Eric, who traded him away for RGIII.
58. Bob – Richardson, Daryl RB STL | Position Rank: 42nd Bob’s third straight running back taken. Richardson started for about half a season, but he struggled to establish himself, eventually losing his spot to Zac Stacy.
59. Eric – Vereen, Shane RB NE | Position Rank: 52nd This guy could have been a difference maker, especially after his 318-point outburst in week one. However, he wouldn’t sniff the field again until week 11 (thanks to an injury), which was too late for Eric.
60. Robio – Nicks, Hakeem WR NYG | Position Rank: 45th Yeah, this guy sucks.
Round 6
61. Griff – Davis, Vernon TE SF | Position Rank: 2nd Coomer was patient and waited on a TE and it paid off. In fact, but season’s end, Davis was the best tight end in football.
62. Eric – Morris, Alfred RB WAS (Keeper) | Position Rank: 10th It seemed like Morris struggled, but he did finish top-10. He just continues to be worthless in the passing game, which really drags his numbers down.
63. Bob – Ingram, Mark RB NO | Position Rank: 62nd Bob’s fourth straight running back. So let’s look at the final position ranking of these four backs: 14th (Bernard), 65th (Bradshaw), 42nd (Richardson) and 82nd (Ingram).
64. Rich B – Brown, Andre RB NYG | Position Rank: 45th For the second straight pick, Burrier drafts a guy who would have really paid off down the stretch. While Hilton became Luck’s top target when Reggie Wayne went down, Brown became the Giants feature back when he came back from injury. However, Burrier enjoyed none of it, as he cut both players before they became productive.
65. Robio – Mendenhall, Rashard RB ARI | Position Rank: 37th My last four picks were all major fails. How did I lead the league in scoring again?
66. Rich C – Ridley, Stevan RB NE (Keeper) | Position Rank: 29th He got stuck in the doghouse for a while, but in the end, thanks to the emergence of DeMarco Murray, Rich didn’t need Ridley at all.
67. Molly – Ballard, Vick RB IND | Position Rank: N/A He ran the ball for 63 yards and scored a TD before tearing an ACL…all in week one.
68. Rob M – Jones, Julio WR ATL (Keeper) | Position Rank: 49th Julio was a monster keeper having a monster year early. In fact, he was the league’s top receiver until he was knocked out for the year in week five. Luckily, wide receiver was a position Masterson was deep at.
69. Matt – Jackson, DeSean WR PHI | Position Rank: 9th Some times the homer picks pay off.
70. Colby – Johnson, Steve WR BUF | Position Rank: 53rd Recently I read somewhere that Steve Johnson called himself a #1 receiver. Um, okay.
71. Don – Gates, Antonio TE SD | Position Rank: 7th He’s old, but he still has his moments. Just like Don.
72. Jeff – Tate, Golden WR SEA | Position Rank: 30th While he runs his mouth and from time to time he does something amazing, if you’re starting Tate in fantasy football in 2013, then you have problems.
Round 7
73. Jeff – Shorts, Cecil WR JAC (Keeper) | Position Rank: 29th Tough to be a good receiver with no quarterback.
74. Don – Bears DST CHI | Position Rank: 22nd No Lovie Smith, no defense.
75. Colby – 49ers DST SF | Position Rank: 4th Considering the fact that the 49ers struggled to keep people healthy, finishing 4th isn’t bad.
76. Matt – Steelers DST PIT | Position Rank: 18th Why did Matt take the Steelers with the 76th pick in the draft? I think the average age of the players on the defense is 76.
77. Rob M – Tate, Ben RB HOU | Position Rank: 24th Foster went down, but thanks to broken ribs, Tate was never able to take advantage of it. On to Cleveland.
78. Molly – Cruz, Victor WR NYG (Keeper) | Position Rank: 16th The Giants line couldn’t protect, so Eli ended up throwing the ball more to the other team.
79. Rich C – Jennings, Greg WR MIN | Position Rank: 55th Think he misses Aaron Rodgers now?
80. Griff – Spiller, C.J. RB BUF (Keeper) | Position Rank: 27th What happened? Spiller was projected to be an elite back. I would have taken him in the top five if he wasn’t a keeper. Yet, it was Fred Jackson who finished 11th among backs.
81. Rich B – Luck, Andrew QB IND (Keeper) | Position Rank: 10th Rich probably would have liked to known that the Colts were going to convert to a running team before he drafted and kept Luck.
82. Bob – Sanders, Emmanuel WR PIT | Position Rank: 33rd Too bad he wasn’t in Denver in 2013. Keeper for 2014?
83. Eric – Manning, Eli QB NYG | Position Rank: 21st Eli has thrown two interceptions since I started writing this post.
84. Robio – Lynch, Marshawn RB SEA (Keeper) | Position Rank: 6th Thank you, Marshawn. It’s been a enjoyable three years together. You always produced and helped deliver my first championship in 10 year in 2012. I’ll always appreciate it.
Round 8
85. Griff – Hillman, Ronnie RB DEN | Position Rank: 63rd One minute you think you’re drafting Monte Balls backup, the next minute you realize the real soon to be starter remains undrafted.
86. Eric – Broncos DST DEN | Position Rank: 19th They struggled and Eric finally gave up in week seven.
87. Bob – Cook, Jared TE STL | Position Rank: 13th He rocked out 372 fantasy points in week one and the Rams newest TE looked like the steal of the draft. Then he scored 20 the next week and reality set back in. He would break 100 points just twice more in Bob’s season.
88. Rich B – Broyles, Ryan WR DET | Position Rank: N/A The dude has like 19 career ACL tears.
89. Robio – Williams, DeAngelo RB | Position Rank: CAR 26th This is what Williams does. He teases you early (averaging 189 in weeks 1-5, but just 115 over his next eight.
90. Rich C – Brown, Bryce RB PHI | Position Rank: 71st With a healthy McCoy, Brown never got enough touches to be effective.
91. Molly – Texans DST HOU | Position Rank: 20th Too bad Jadeveon Clowney wasn’t around for the 2013 season.
92. Rob M – Gordon, Josh WR CLE | Position Rank: 2nd Absolute steal. He had over 1,600 yards, including one three-game stretch (weeks 12-14) that featured 534, 642 and 430-point games. He finished second among all receivers and was set to be the top keeper in 2014, yet he decided getting high was too important and will not be suspended, possibly for the year.
93. Matt – Wilson, David RB NYG (Keeper) | Position Rank: 95th Wow, talk about a fail. Wilson was projected to be an absolute steal. With Bradshaw gone and Brown out for two months, the starting RB job in a run-friendly offense belong to Wilson. What did he do? Absolutely nothing. He fumbled and failed to find a hole. He was benched for scrubs before going out for the season in week six.
94. Colby – Wilson, Russell QB SEA (Keeper) | Position Rank: 5th Oddly enough, it appeared the Seahawks QB was having a rough year. Colby was constantly looking for a new quarterback, and in fact, traded for Philip Rivers in week seven. Yet, Wilson still managed to finish fifth among all quarterbacks, the best of the sophomores (Wilson, RGIII, Kaepernick, Luck).
95. Don – Kaepernick, Colin QB SF (Keeper) | Position Rank: 15th Can’t really blame Kaepernick for not crashing the top-10. The dude lost his top target before the season started.
96. Jeff – Patriots DST NE | Position Rank: 8th Things are getting weird when the Patriots D is better than their offense. That’s probably an overstatement, but we’re getting there.
Round 9
97. Jeff – Green-Ellis, BenJarvus RB CIN | Position Rank: 36th All he did was keep Giovani Bernard from being rookie of the year, but his stay in Cincinnati may be a short one as the Bengals used a second round pick to draft a younger power back.
98. Don – Dalton, Andy QB CIN | Position Rank: 14th Three years in the league and Dalton has finished ranked 15th, 12th and 14th among quarterbacks. If he’s not showing signs of becoming an elite quarterback now, will he ever?
99. Colby – Britt, Kenny WR TEN | Position Rank: N/A It was once believed Britt would one day become an elite receiver, but those days are gone. He was gone by week two, sat on my bench for a few weeks and was waived for good.
100. Matt – Givens, Chris WR STL | Position Rank: 62nd This was year three for Givens. Year three is when a receiver breaks out…if he is going to ever breakout. Givens did not breakout. He hit 100 yards just once and failed to score a single touchdown.
101. Rob M – Austin, Miles WR DAL | Position Rank: N/A Man, that one incredible season seems so long ago. In 2009, Miles came out of nowhere to record 1,300 yards receiving. He signed a big contract and had another 1,000 yards. Since then he’s produced just one 600-yard season.
102. Molly – Rudolph, Kyle TE MIN | Position Rank: 27th How bad was Rudolph in 2013? Molly cut him not once, but twice (with Bob delivering one cut in-between).
103. Rich C – Floyd, Michael WR ARI | Position Rank: 17th Yes, Michael Floyd out-produced Larry Fitzgerald.
104. Griff – Bengals DST CIN | Position Rank: 5th Despite putting up decent numbers, Griff cut the Bengals DST in week five. Masterson was more than happy to pick them up for the rest of the season.
105. Rich B – Bennett, Martellus TE CHI | Position Rank: 10th It took six seasons and three teams, but Bennett finally put together a decent year. His 65 receptions and 759 yards were career highs.
106. Bob – Thomas, Daniel RB MIA | Position Rank: 51st Daniel Thomas was one of the most inefficient backs in football, yet he still managed to take enough carries away from Lamar Miller to make them both useless.
107. Eric – Olsen, Greg TE CAR | Position Rank: 8th Could Olsen be ready to become the next Jason Witten? He’s delivered back-to-back 800-yard seasons.
108. Robio – Ravens DST BAL | Position Rank: 9th They’re not what they use to be, but top-10 is still pretty damn useful, although I cut them late in the season. They finished the year with Eric.
Round 10
109. Robio – Dobson, Aaron WR NE | Position Rank: 51st I took both New England rookie receivers and neither paid off, although Dobson’s 389-point performance in week nine handed me a victory over Bob, so there’s that.
110. Eric – Pierce, Bernard RB BAL | Position Rank: 55th Seriously, what the fuck happened in Baltimore? Rice and Bernard combined to score 1,774 fantasy points in our regular season; less than what 14 running backs did on their own.
111. Bob – Seahawks DST SEA (Keeper) | Position Rank: 1st Yeah, that was a good keeper decision. This is why Bob has crashed the post-season eight straight seasons.
112. Rich B – Hopkins, DeAndre WR HOU | Position Rank: 42nd He’s young (21) and talented and showed some impressive skills behind Andre Johnson. However, give him another year or two and give him a real quarterback and he could be a star.
113. Griff – Boldin, Anquan WR SF | Position Rank: 18th With Michael Crabtree gone, Boldin did a fine job stepping in. His days of being a star are over, but he was a servable starter for Griff as he struggled with Larry Fitzgerald throughout the year.
114. Rich C – Blackmon, Justin WR JAC | Position Rank: 66th Blackmon came off a four-game suspension in spectacular fashion, recording back-to-back 300-point games. Calderon was ready to declare himself league champ right there. Two weeks later, Blackmon was gone for the season and should be out of Jacksonville soon.
115. Molly – Rodgers, Jacquizz RB ATL | Position Rank: 34th With Steven Jackson hurt early in the season, Rodgers had a chance to shine in an elite offense. He squandered it.
116. Rob M – Rams DST STL | Position Rank: 10th They’re getting better and will continue to get better.
117. Matt – Franklin, Johnathan RB GB | Position Rank: 89th Matt smartly grabbed Eddie Lacy’s insurance policy. While Lacy did miss some time, he never needed Franklin.
118. Colby – Stewart, Jonathan RB CAR | Position Rank: 83rd Wait…he’s still in the league?
119. Don – Moore, Lance WR NO | Position Rank: N/A He caught more than three balls in a game just once. He never hit 100 yards. Not good enough when you’re playing in an offense like the Saints.
120. Jeff – Daniels, Owen TE HOU | Position Rank: 34th He played five games before going down for the season.
Round 11
121. Jeff – Freeman, Josh QB MIN | Position Rank: 44th He was on the brink of signing a huge contract. His future was bright and Freeman let it all slipped away. He was shipped off to become a third-string QB in Minnesota.
122. Don – Jackson, Fred RB BUF | Position Rank: 11th Right when you count Jackson out, he finds a way to crawl back in. He overtook C.J. Spiller and nearly cracked the top-10. Not bad for a 33-year-old back.
123. Colby – Roethlisberger, Ben QB PIT | Position Rank: 9th With Russell Wilson, Big Ben didn’t serve a purpose for the Pounders. Colby cut him in week two and was picked up by Molly two weeks later. She ended up starting him often after Aaron Rodgers went down.
124. Matt – Cutler, Jay QB CHI | Position Rank: 22nd A deep sleeper with potential, Cutler put up decent numbers, but was hurt in week seven. He got healthy late and just prior to the title game, Calderon picked him up and started him when he won the championship.
125. Rob M – Cameron, Jordan TE CLE | Position Rank: 4th For the first half of the season, Cameron was the league’s top TE, even out-producing Jimmy Graham. However, the Browns couldn’t keep Brandon Weeden off the field and his numbers dipped.
126. Molly – Moore, Denarius WR OAK | Position Rank: 35th Call me when a Raiders wide receiver ever does anything. I’m in the book.
127. Rich C – Eifert, Tyler TE CIN | Position Rank: 26th A sleeper who never woke up. Maybe next year.
128. Griff – Williams, Mike WR TB (Keeper) | Position Rank: N/A Too many bad factors: QB issues, Vincent Jackson getting the targets and injuries cost Williams any shot at a good season.
129. Rich B – Housler, Rob TE ARI | Position Rank: 32nd Like Tyler Eifert, a possible sleeper TE that failed to take off.
130. Bob – Flacco, Joe QB BAL | Position Rank: 20th How big was his contract he just signed. As we all already know….Superbowl winning quarterback don’t mean shit on fantasy sports.
131. Eric – Harvin, Percy WR SEA | Position Rank: N/A This was a 2014 pick all the way. Harvin did eventually come back and get some playing time, but Eric’s season was long over by then.
132. Robio – Thompkins, Kenbrell WR NE | Position Rank: 56th The second of two New England rookie receivers I took. I believed in Thompkins more than I did Dobson, but neither managed to crack the top-50 among receivers.
Round 12
133. Robio – Manuel, EJ QB BUF | Position Rank: 28th I drafted him with 2014 in mind, but when he got knocked out, I gave up. Now his future as a keeper is in Bob’s hands.
134. Eric – Schaub, Matt QB HOU | Position Rank: 35th Even before he got hurt in week six, Schaub was struggling, failing to hit 300 in any game.
135. Bob – Newton, Cam QB CAR (Keeper) | Position Rank: 6th The Bob/Cam category three marriage is officially over and it’s been a good one. Newton finished in the top-10 all three years and delivered three playoff trips and one title in 2011.
136. Rich B – Giants DST NYG | Position Rank: 16th Any and all NY Giants were poison in 2013.
137. Griff – Pead, Isaiah RB STL | Position Rank: 98th Earlier in the draft, the Broncos projected starter went early, so Griff grabbed his projected back (Hillman) in round three. Too bad the real eventual starter went undrafted. The Rams were in a similar situation. Darryl Richardson was taken early (by Bob), so Griff took the expected backup. Too bad it was Zack Stacy who ended up getting the starting job.
138. Rich C – Packers DST GB | Position Rank: 26th In 2010, the Packera D was the second best defense in the league. Then they fell to 13th and 15th. They completed their collapse this year finishing 26th.
139. Molly – Myers, Brandon TE NYG | Position Rank: 18th Myers was a solid TE on a bad Raiders team. The Giants were a team that liked to use their TE, but hadn’t really had a good one since Jeremy Shockey. This was a match made in heaven…or maybe not.
140. Rob M – Patterson, Cordarrelle WR MIN | Position Rank: 93rd Considering how awful his ranking is, Patterson actually had a decent final month (Post-Robioland Football season). He averaged 246ppg.
141. Matt – Bush, Michael RB CHI | Position Rank: 87th Matt loves his insurance. He didn’t need it this year, but it never hurts to have it.
142. Colby – Cobb, Randall WR GB (Keeper) | Position Rank: 60th He was expected to be one of the stars in 2013 and he certainly played like one early, but then he got knocked out in week six. Colby ended up shipping him off to Calderon, who already has a better keeper in Zac Stacy.
143. Don – Brown, Vincent WR SD | Position Rank: 79th Despite all the talent, Brown has produced just 800 yards receiving in three years in the NFL.
144. Jeff – Randle, Rueben WR NYG | Position Rank: 36th You want to know why Hakeem Nicks is gone? Look no further than Randle. While he wasn’t worthy of a starting spot in fantasy, he showed he has a bright future if he can get playing time. Round 13
145. Jeff – Sproles, Darren RB NO (Keeper) | Position Rank: 28th Being known for your receptions more than your running does not guarantee consistency. That’s the problem with backs like Sproles.
146. Don – Woodhead, Danny RB SD | Position Rank: 19th Just read what I wrote above.
147. Colby – Finley, Jermichael TE GB | Position Rank: 29th He was drafted to fill-in for Gronkowski and he actually paid off. He paid off so well, Colby ended up shipping Gronk away. Yet, one week later Finley was knocked out for the year, forcing Colby to try out a variety of TEs to fill the hole.
148. Matt – Maclin, Jeremy WR PHI | Position Rank: N/A A 2014 pick. Now that DeSean Jackson is gone, he’s the go-to guy and a solid keeper.
149. Rob M – Powell, Bilal RB NYJ | Position Rank: 31st He was meant to be insurance and ended up starting the season as the Jets’ lead back. He even produced three 200+ games in weeks 2-4, but then the Jets switched Ivory back into the starting role and both backs became obsolete.
150. Molly – Palmer, Carson QB ARI | Position Rank: 18th Why would someone waste a pick in a backup QB when you’re starting Aaron Rodgers…oh wait, that’s why.
151. Rich C – Murray, DeMarco RB DAL (Keeper) | Position Rank: 9th Last year when I saw that Calderon had picked up DeMarco Murray, it looked like a free agent steal. However, Murray struggled to stay healthy and proved to be more of a burden. It appeared the same thing was going to happen in 2013. Murray struggled to stay healthy and even when he was playing, he was barely delivering 100-point fantasy games. However, starting in week 10, Murray became the best back in football. He would average 317 points per game as Calderon made his title run.
152. Griff – Bradford, Sam QB STL | Position Rank: 23rd Coomer sure do love their backup quarterbacks.
153. Rich B – Sanu, Mohamed WR CIN | Position Rank: 78th Two seasons in and this guy absolutely refuses to breakout.
154. Bob – Floyd, Malcom WR SD | Position Rank: N/A Lots of Chargers’ wide receivers were taken. None proved to be the right one.
155. Eric – Gostkowski, Stephen K NE | Position Rank: 1st First kicker taken proved to be the top kicker in the league. Good for him.
156. Robio – Bryant, Matt K ATL | Position Rank: 20th If the offense can’t move the ball, there won’t be a lot of field goal attempts.
Round 14
157. Robio – Stacy, Zac RB STL | Position Rank: 22nd Three years ago I drafted a backup running back named DeMarco Murray, but I cut him quickly. Later he was picked up by Calderon, who kept him for the next two years and won a title with him this past season. This year I drafted a backup running back from the Rams and cut him. Calderon picked him up. Fucking Calderon!
158. Eric – LaFell, Brandon WR CAR | Position Rank: 40th This guy never met a cornerback he wanted to get away from.
159. Bob – Smith, Geno QB NYJ | Position Rank: 31st Did you know that Geno Smith passed for 3,000 yards as a rookie? I guess 3,000 yards is not what it use to be.
160. Rich B – Rice, Sidney WR SEA (Keeper) | Position Rank: 96th When was knocked out for the year in week eight, but look on the bright side, even when he was playing, he wasn’t doing anything.
161. Griff – Fleener, Coby TE IND | Position Rank: 12th He proved he’s not quite ready for fantasy primetime, but he did get better, so he could be a solid keeper option.
162. Rich C – Tannehill, Ryan QB MIA | Position Rank: 16th Tough to through when you’re missing half your offensive line.
163. Molly – Wright, Kendall WR TEN | Position Rank: 26th Surprisingly he caught 94 balls without a decent quarterback. if he can find the end zone (just two touchdowns last season), he could become a star.
164. Rob M – Helu, Roy RB WAS | Position Rank: 38th He actually got 62 touches in 2013, which is about 62 more than I thought he’d get.
165. Matt – Gonzalez, Tony TE ATL (Keeper) | Position Rank: 5th It was a good three-year run while it lasted. Sadly for matt though, having an elite TE this late in the draft didn’t help. He produced just one winning season with Tony G, failing to win a single playoff game.
166. Colby – Tucker, Justin K BAL | Position Rank: 3rd Solid year. Colby had him for seven weeks, Bob had him for the rest.
167. Don – Dawson, Phil K SF | Position Rank: 18th Was released by Don and picked up by Calderon. Yes, champion!!
168. Jeff – Davis, Knile RB KC | Position Rank: 90th A little surprised jamaal Charles insurance policy lasted this long. Of course Jeff never needed him.
Round 15
169. Jeff – Zuerlein, Greg K STL | Position Rank: 22nd He lasted six weeks and was never picked up again.
170. Don – Hartline, Brian WR MIA | Position Rank: 25th I feel like it’s a tradition to have one white receiver taken in round 15 every year.
171. Colby – Randle, Joseph RB DA | Position Rank:L 81st Someone else’s insurance, who needed his own insurance.
172. Matt – Prater, Matt K DEN | Position Rank: 5th Decent year, playing for Matt, Eric and eventually Masterson.
173. Rob M – Walsh, Blair K MIN | Position Rank: 13th Played five weeks for Masterson, was cut, picked up by Jeff, but eventually released back into the wild.
174. Molly – Hartley, Garrett K NO | Position Rank: 19th He only made 22 field goals all season long, because the Saints prefer touchdowns.
175. Rich C – Bailey, Dan K DAL | Position Rank: 7th He only missed two field goals all year, but if I didn’t know any better, both were probably game winners.
176. Griff – Janikowski, Sebastian K OAK | Position Rank: 31st Despite having a fantastic career in Oakland, Janikowski has never earned a All-Robio award. The shame.
177. Rich B – Forbath, Kai K WAS | Position Rank: 32nd He attempted just 22 field goals all season. That number needs to be above 30.
178. Bob – Gould, Robbie K CHI | Position Rank: 15th The only kicker in the league to have an extra-point blocked in 2013.
179. Eric – Jeffery, Alshon WR CHI (Keeper) | Position Rank: 3rd Wow, talk about a fuck up. After keeping Jeffery, Eric cut him before week four. He proceeded to score 348 fantasy points. Bob snagged him, enjoyed a 498-point game, before shipping him off to Colby. He continued to put up solid numbers and Colby became the only person in league history to start to receivers on the same team (successfully).
180. Robio – Cowboys DST DAL | Position Rank: 23rd Always fun knowing you drafted one of the worst defenses in fantasy history.
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