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Rob Murray
Dec 29, 20153 min read
2015 Champion…the title goes back to Florida
It’s official…Griff Coomer is the 2015 Robioland Fantasy Football Champion… However, before we heap praise on our new master of the mug,...
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Rob Murray
Dec 27, 20158 min read
2015 Season Rank
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 200 of them. Yep, we’ve officially played 200 seasons in this league. If you finished among the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 201517 min read
2015 Title Game Prediction
(2) WELCOME 2 FLA, ASSHOLES vs (6) QUARTER POUNDERS It’s Griff vs. Colby. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes vs. the Quarter Pounders. Will the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 16, 20156 min read
2015 Semifinals | Heavy Favorites
I have no rooting interest in this league. I don’t cheer for or against anyone, except for myself of course. However, come playoff time,...
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Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20153 min read
2015 Award Season
Sadly, Bob Castrone’s film “Flock of Dudes” was not nominated for a Golden Globe, but what the fuck do foreigners know? Right? If Bob...
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Rob Murray
Dec 9, 201521 min read
2015 Robioland Playoff Predictions
Let’s get this shit on! It’s time for the 2014 playoffs to begin. I know, I know, everyone handed the title to Bob a long time ago. I get...
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Rob Murray
Oct 26, 20155 min read
2015 Mid-Season | All-Robio Team
We play 13 games, so there is no real halfway point, so I go with week seven as our midway point. Here are the All-Robio players…so far....
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Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20157 min read
Worst Starts in League History | 2015 Update
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
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Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20155 min read
Best Starts In League History | 2015 Update
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
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Rob Murray
Oct 15, 20155 min read
2015 Top Free Agent Grabs | Through Week 6
A good grab can change a team’s season from bad to good. I count 15 good-to-great free agent pick ups so far this season. These are...
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Rob Murray
Sep 12, 20155 min read
Robioland 2015 Predictions
Welcome to the preseason Robio Rankings. Normally I do a more detailed preseason predictions, but thanks to a short turnover, I don’t...
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Rob Murray
Aug 22, 201511 min read
2015 Keepers | Who’s In, Who Got Left Out
Keepers are in. 26 players ready to lead their teams to a championship team. CATEGORY ONE KEEPERS | RANKED When it comes to naming my top...
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Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20157 min read
Results By Draft Picks
I’ve said for a long time that having the top pick in the draft is the surest way to guarantee success. With the exception of Eric in...
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Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20156 min read
Steve Smith | Size Really Doesn’t Matter
Today, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver and former Carolina Panther, Steve Smith, announced this will be his final season. The dude has...
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Rob Murray
Aug 3, 201523 min read
Worst First-Round Picks | Last Ten Years
While he’s not at the top of this list, I would have him #1 if I made this ranking subjective. Sorry, Molly. Okay folks, I’ve done plenty...
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Rob Murray
Jul 26, 20157 min read
2015 KEEPER OPTIONS
Here are the Robioland Football 2015 keeper options. If a player is “back in the pool” that means he’s been kept for three years and is a...
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Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20156 min read
2014 Keeper Grades
Andrew Luck and his beard were the top keeper in 2014. We are 25 days away from keepers being due. I know, right around the corner....
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Rob Murray
Jul 12, 20153 min read
2015 Player Salary
The cap is as same as last year…$100, bitches. QUARTERBACKSRUNNING BACKSWIDE RECEIVERSTIGHT ENDSPLACE KICKERSDEFENSE/ST Andrew...
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Rob Murray
Mar 6, 20152 min read
In Memoriam…Maurice Jones-Drew
Maurice Jones-Drew has officially hung up his cleats, so it’s time to look back at his career in Robioland. Maybe because he was a power...
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Rob Murray
Feb 9, 20157 min read
2014 Season Ranked
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 188 of them. If you finished among the top-47, congratulations, you either won a championship...
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