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Rob Murray
Jul 22, 20134 min read
2013 Player Salaries
Here are your 2013 Salaries. The salary cap will remain the same…$110. QUARTERBACKS RUNNING BACKS WIDE RECEIVERS TIGHT ENDS PLACE...
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Rob Murray
Jul 1, 201316 min read
2013 Robioland Football…It Begins
GIve me a thumbs up Rich if you’re tired of being the greatest team to not win a title. Thanks. Fucking 15 years old. Robioland Football...
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Rob Murray
Jul 1, 20133 min read
The Rally
ROB BECOMES THE FIRST PERSON IN THE 13-GAME ERA TO RALLY FROM A 1-5 START TO PRODUCE A WINNING RECORD When do you throw in the towel?...
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Rob Murray
Jun 30, 20133 min read
2013 Keeper Options
Here are your 2013 keeper options for each team. ROB M CATEGORY ONECONTRACTROUND Johnson, Chris(RB) TEN B1 Martin, Doug(RB) TB A2 ...
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Rob Murray
Feb 25, 201367 min read
2012 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Kolb Gobblers 1183.0 at o0o0o 1310.0 Quarter Pounders 1613.0 at Tebow’s Before Hoes 1708.0 Glory Hole Days 1560.0 at Mollipop...
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Rob Murray
Feb 25, 20133 min read
2012 Players
2012 was a year unlike any other. A rookie quarterback (RGIII) finished first among all quarterbacks, while a second rookie, running back...
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Rob Murray
Feb 23, 201335 min read
2012 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ERIC – Ray Rice, RB-BAL | Position Rank: #4 | 2,548 points Finally, Eric gets a first-round pick right. The ghost of Chris...
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Rob Murray
Feb 6, 20135 min read
Robioland Baseball, 2013 Recap
TOP SEED HISTORY: Evan N., Jeff, Robio, Rich C, Denbo, Naides SCORING CHAMP: Evans N, Rob M, Robio, Rich C, Rob M, Naides 1. ROB...
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Rob Murray
Jan 7, 20134 min read
Game of the Century
ROBIO OVER ERIC, 1,973 – 1,871 | CHAMPIONSHIP GAME Heading into the 2012 title game, one thing was clear…Eric (Tebow’s Before Hoes) was...
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Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20128 min read
Ranked Seasons, 2012
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 164 of them. I’ve tweaked the math this year (you can see how I figure all this at the very...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 20127 min read
2012 TITLE GAME – THE PREDICTION
It’s cousin vs. cousin the 13th title game in Robioland history. While the top two teams (Griff and Calderon) failed to escape the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 9, 201213 min read
2012 ALL-ROBIO TEAMS
Here are the 2012 All-Robio awards. Just like the NFL, we only count what happened in the regular season. Below you will see me reference...
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Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201216 min read
2012 Playoff – The Big Picture
It’s on. We got two Rich’s, two Rob’s (for the first time since 2006), two Coomers and a Bob. The league has two Vozzola’s, but only one...
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Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20128 min read
History of the Final Week Spoiler
The spoiler…the man (or woman) who goes out in the final week and takes someone else’s playoff hopes, their playoff dreams, and crushes...
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Rob Murray
Oct 28, 201214 min read
2012 Mid-Season Report
Technically with a 13-game schedule, the midway point of the season is actually midway through the week six games, but since 67-percent...
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Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20128 min read
2012’s Wednesday Stats – Full Season Update
A.J. Green is averaging 258 points per game, 22 more points than the second best wide receiver. TEAM OF THE WEEK: Week 1 – Tebow’s...
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Rob Murray
Sep 12, 20121 min read
2012 Suicide Pool
Let’s face it, no one likes Burrier. Week one is done and so are Matt, Bob, Molly and Burrier. The good news for these folks is, I said...
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Rob Murray
Sep 2, 201233 min read
2012 Predictions: Lil’ E Has The Goods
It’s not the size of your mug that counts, it’s how many you have. How does one make predictions. Sure I can do a ton of research (which...
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Rob Murray
Aug 21, 20129 min read
2012 Draft – A Round-By-Round Quick Thought
Here are some “quick hits” as Don Banks would say regarding the 2012 Robioland Fantasy Football Draft. ROUND ONE The first-round went...
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Rob Murray
Aug 19, 201210 min read
2012 Post-Draft Mock Draft
If you’re reading this now, this means the draft is over. While I love doing actual mock drafts, I don’t like giving away my secrets, as...
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