Rob Murray
The Juggernaut
It’s official..without question, my 2019 is the greatest season this league has ever seen and ended in the only fitting way possible, a...
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Rob Murray
Dec 19, 201910 min read
2019 Championship Preview & Prediction
I began my postseason predictions with a simple question…could anyone prevent a Rich Calderon vs Robio Murray finals. That question has...
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 201911 min read
2019 All-Robio Awards
Welcome to the 2019 All-Robio Report, where we have collected three teams worth of All-Robio players. Of the 18 QB-RB-WR-TEs on these...
Rob Murray
Oct 16, 201919 min read
Greatest Fantasy Seasons | Running Backs
Unfortunately, simply going back in time and see who scored the most is not how we figure out which running back had the greatest seasons...
Rob Murray
Aug 7, 20192 min read
Two Decade Ranking | #3 Rich Calderon
There was a more innocent time in this league. A time when Calderon was this cute little team that never managed to win any...
Rob Murray
Dec 19, 20189 min read
2018 Championship | Predictions
This week is a lot like it was back in 2007. That year, we had one team who appeared to stand above the rest, yet struggled to just make...
Rob Murray
Dec 14, 20189 min read
SEMIFINALS PREDICTIONS
Upsets make things fun, but asking teams to keep it up round after round is asking for a lot. Thus, we end up getting a couple of...
Rob Murray
Nov 22, 20183 min read
Oral History of the Defending Champs
2000 – Robio Murray Entering the 2000 season, I was riding a 11-game winning streak, after earning the triple crown (top seed, scoring...
Rob Murray
Jul 16, 20184 min read
DeMarco Murray | The Man Who Made Calderon a Champ
Sad news if you consider yourself DeMarco Murray fan boy. The former Cowboys-Eagles-Titans running back announced his retirement this...
Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20174 min read
Is Neatock’s Running Back Duo the Greatest Ever?
My headline…it’s sort of a loaded question. How does one define greatest? Is it purely most points wins? Or is it all All-Robio awards?...
Rob Murray
Dec 25, 20163 min read
Rich Calderon is Your Champion
The Dick-Taters (Calderon) and No Respect (Jeff) were neck and neck all season long, but in the season’s final game, it wasn’t even...
Rob Murray
Dec 20, 201617 min read
2016 Title Game Predictions
Let’s be honest, did you ever expect to see Jeff’s name in any kind of championship game preview in football? It’s weird, right? It has...
Rob Murray
Dec 7, 201622 min read
2016 Playoffs | It’s Really Anyone’s Ballgame
Rich Calderon dominated in points this season, only falling short of the record in the season’s final week. Meanwhile, Jeff won 11 games...
Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20153 min read
2015 Award Season
Sadly, Bob Castrone’s film “Flock of Dudes” was not nominated for a Golden Globe, but what the fuck do foreigners know? Right? If Bob...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20156 min read
Steve Smith | Size Really Doesn’t Matter
Today, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver and former Carolina Panther, Steve Smith, announced this will be his final season. The dude has...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20148 min read
Greatest Title Game Upsets
Anyhow, what have been the greatest title game upsets in this league’s history? First, there hasn’t really been a lot of “upsets” in this...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20143 min read
Mid-Season Report: Best Free Agent Pick Ups
Since the 2001 season, 208 players have played in a Robioland title game. 35% of those players (74 in total) were free agent pick ups. No...
Rob Murray
May 21, 20142 min read
Calderon’s Encore
The past two championships began on this deck. It’s a tricky situation. You’ve spent more than a decade chasing a dream. You’ve watch...
Rob Murray
Dec 26, 20134 min read
Rich Calderon: Champion…Finally!
Of course, before we talk about the champion, we like to give one last shout out to the loser. Despite yet another title game defeat...
Rob Murray
Dec 21, 20135 min read
It’s Dicks vs Assholes…the winner gets a mug.
It’s Robiobowl XV. It’s The Dick-Taters vs. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes. I think this video sums up this contest. Now that we got that out of...
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