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Rob Murray
Dec 19, 201910 min read
2019 Championship Preview & Prediction
I began my postseason predictions with a simple question…could anyone prevent a Rich Calderon vs Robio Murray finals. That question has...
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Rob Murray
Dec 5, 201925 min read
2019 Postseason: Robio/Rich C vs the Field
When the season began, Rich Calderon was going to be the champion. It was a forgone conclusion, thanks to a trio of great keepers and two...
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Rob Murray
Dec 19, 20189 min read
2018 Championship | Predictions
This week is a lot like it was back in 2007. That year, we had one team who appeared to stand above the rest, yet struggled to just make...
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Rob Murray
Dec 14, 20189 min read
SEMIFINALS PREDICTIONS
Upsets make things fun, but asking teams to keep it up round after round is asking for a lot. Thus, we end up getting a couple of...
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Rob Murray
Sep 5, 201822 min read
2018 Worthless Preseason Rankings & Predictions
Welcome to the 2018 preseason rankings and predictions. Before you determine these words to be worthless, let’s not forget, I predicted...
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Rob Murray
Sep 4, 20184 min read
HISTORY OF PRESEASON PREDICTIONS
Predictions, they are the cornerstone of a great commissioner. Sadly, predictions are sort of like a turd flavored, penis shaped...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 201716 min read
2017 Title Game Prediction | Neatock’s Revenge
Let’s be honest, we’ve saw this coming a long time ago. Jeff and Eric are Jeff and Eric. There was no magical run coming from Calderon...
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Rob Murray
Dec 13, 20176 min read
2017 Semifinals Predictions
You know, lost in the hoopla that was Eric’s thrilling last second win and Jeff’s stunning come from behind victory, is the simple fact...
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Rob Murray
Dec 7, 20179 min read
2017 Playoff Predictions | Can Anyone Prevent Matt vs Bob?
Welcome to the 2017 Playoff Predictions. Before you claim that the words written on this post are as meaningless as a girl in Jeff’s...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 201617 min read
2016 Title Game Predictions
Let’s be honest, did you ever expect to see Jeff’s name in any kind of championship game preview in football? It’s weird, right? It has...
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Rob Murray
Aug 31, 201647 min read
2016 Robioland Football Predictions
Yes, Griff’s keepers are amazing, maybe the best ever kept. He has a solid draft that did nothing to shake his ‘favorite’ label....
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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 201517 min read
2015 Title Game Prediction
(2) WELCOME 2 FLA, ASSHOLES vs (6) QUARTER POUNDERS It’s Griff vs. Colby. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes vs. the Quarter Pounders. Will the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 17, 201410 min read
2014 CHAMPIONSHIP | THE PREDICTION
It’s two-time champion Matt Neatock going against three-time champion Bob Castrone. We haven’t had this many past championships since...
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Rob Murray
Dec 10, 20144 min read
2014 Semifinals Deep Thoughts
HBO’s Game of Thrones is a favorite of mine. There’s politics, incest and lots and lots of full-frontal nudity (which reminds me, I have...
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Rob Murray
Sep 1, 201422 min read
2014 POST-DRAFT PREDICTIONS THAT COULD NEVER, EVER BE WRONG
1. CHARLES BRONSON As you may have started to figure out by now, I’m a guy who believes in systems, and the system that Peyton Manning...
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Rob Murray
Dec 21, 20135 min read
It’s Dicks vs Assholes…the winner gets a mug.
It’s Robiobowl XV. It’s The Dick-Taters vs. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes. I think this video sums up this contest. Now that we got that out of...
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Rob Murray
Dec 12, 20133 min read
2013 Semifinals Predictions
Okay kids, it’s prediction time. As I wrote earlier this week, I love these match ups. I love the idea of one side of the bracket...
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Rob Murray
Aug 28, 201338 min read
2013 Preseason Rankings
So Colby, how does it feel to be on top of Robio’s Rankings? NOW…it’s official. The draft, that was the appetizer. The season doesn’t...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 20127 min read
2012 TITLE GAME – THE PREDICTION
It’s cousin vs. cousin the 13th title game in Robioland history. While the top two teams (Griff and Calderon) failed to escape the...
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Rob Murray
Sep 2, 201233 min read
2012 Predictions: Lil’ E Has The Goods
It’s not the size of your mug that counts, it’s how many you have. How does one make predictions. Sure I can do a ton of research (which...
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