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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20194 min read
The Juggernaut
It’s official..without question, my 2019 is the greatest season this league has ever seen and ended in the only fitting way possible, a...
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Rob Murray
Dec 19, 201910 min read
2019 Championship Preview & Prediction
I began my postseason predictions with a simple question…could anyone prevent a Rich Calderon vs Robio Murray finals. That question has...
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Rob Murray
Dec 5, 201925 min read
2019 Postseason: Robio/Rich C vs the Field
When the season began, Rich Calderon was going to be the champion. It was a forgone conclusion, thanks to a trio of great keepers and two...
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Rob Murray
Dec 14, 20189 min read
SEMIFINALS PREDICTIONS
Upsets make things fun, but asking teams to keep it up round after round is asking for a lot. Thus, we end up getting a couple of...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 201716 min read
2017 Title Game Prediction | Neatock’s Revenge
Let’s be honest, we’ve saw this coming a long time ago. Jeff and Eric are Jeff and Eric. There was no magical run coming from Calderon...
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Rob Murray
Dec 13, 20176 min read
2017 Semifinals Predictions
You know, lost in the hoopla that was Eric’s thrilling last second win and Jeff’s stunning come from behind victory, is the simple fact...
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Rob Murray
Dec 7, 20179 min read
2017 Playoff Predictions | Can Anyone Prevent Matt vs Bob?
Welcome to the 2017 Playoff Predictions. Before you claim that the words written on this post are as meaningless as a girl in Jeff’s...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 201617 min read
2016 Title Game Predictions
Let’s be honest, did you ever expect to see Jeff’s name in any kind of championship game preview in football? It’s weird, right? It has...
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Rob Murray
Dec 7, 201622 min read
2016 Playoffs | It’s Really Anyone’s Ballgame
Rich Calderon dominated in points this season, only falling short of the record in the season’s final week. Meanwhile, Jeff won 11 games...
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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 201517 min read
2015 Title Game Prediction
(2) WELCOME 2 FLA, ASSHOLES vs (6) QUARTER POUNDERS It’s Griff vs. Colby. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes vs. the Quarter Pounders. Will the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 16, 20156 min read
2015 Semifinals | Heavy Favorites
I have no rooting interest in this league. I don’t cheer for or against anyone, except for myself of course. However, come playoff time,...
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Rob Murray
Dec 9, 201521 min read
2015 Robioland Playoff Predictions
Let’s get this shit on! It’s time for the 2014 playoffs to begin. I know, I know, everyone handed the title to Bob a long time ago. I get...
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Rob Murray
Dec 23, 20145 min read
Bob Castrone | Four-Time Champion
If there was a fantasy football George Clooney it would easily be Bob. Nothing goes wrong for this guy, even when he tries (like swapping...
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Rob Murray
Dec 17, 201410 min read
2014 CHAMPIONSHIP | THE PREDICTION
It’s two-time champion Matt Neatock going against three-time champion Bob Castrone. We haven’t had this many past championships since...
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Rob Murray
Dec 10, 20144 min read
2014 Semifinals Deep Thoughts
HBO’s Game of Thrones is a favorite of mine. There’s politics, incest and lots and lots of full-frontal nudity (which reminds me, I have...
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Rob Murray
Dec 26, 20134 min read
Rich Calderon: Champion…Finally!
Of course, before we talk about the champion, we like to give one last shout out to the loser. Despite yet another title game defeat...
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Rob Murray
Dec 21, 20135 min read
It’s Dicks vs Assholes…the winner gets a mug.
It’s Robiobowl XV. It’s The Dick-Taters vs. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes. I think this video sums up this contest. Now that we got that out of...
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Rob Murray
Dec 12, 20133 min read
2013 Semifinals Predictions
Okay kids, it’s prediction time. As I wrote earlier this week, I love these match ups. I love the idea of one side of the bracket...
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Rob Murray
Dec 4, 201325 min read
2013 Playoffs
The 2013 playoffs are here. If you’re one of the lucky eight, then this article is for you. JUST THE PLAYOFF FACTS, MA’AM I’m 20-6 in...
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Rob Murray
Jan 7, 20134 min read
Game of the Century
ROBIO OVER ERIC, 1,973 – 1,871 | CHAMPIONSHIP GAME Heading into the 2012 title game, one thing was clear…Eric (Tebow’s Before Hoes) was...
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