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Rob Gronkowski: A “oral” history
After nine seasons, Rob Gronkowski is hanging up his cleats for the last time (maybe) and now the debate begins…is he the greatest tight...
Rob Murray
Mar 25, 20196 min read
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First Overall Picks | An Oral History: 2018 Update
Welcome to another exclusive Robio Murray list, that will surely provide five to ten minutes of entertainment, depending on your reading...
Rob Murray
Aug 9, 201813 min read
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The 2018 Draft is Over…Let the healing Begin
I’ll be honest, I don’t really watch too much of the spectacle that has become the NFL Draft. The pre-pick National Anthem? Really?...
Rob Murray
Apr 29, 20186 min read
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2017 Players
Antonio Brown becomes the first wide receiver in Robioland history to earn MVP. His 3,152 points would have made him the third best back...
Rob Murray
Dec 14, 20175 min read
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2016 Players
David Johnson proved to be one of the best keepers this league has seen, leading not only all running backs in points, but all players in...
Rob Murray
Dec 8, 20162 min read
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Jamaal Charles | We’ll Miss Ya, Buddy
In case you missed it, the Kansas City Chiefs place Jamaal Charles on injured reserve, as he continued to struggle to comeback from a...
Rob Murray
Nov 2, 20169 min read
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2016 RUNNING BACK CLASS
Another NFL draft has come and gone. Sure, we all have our favorite squads, unless you’re Burrier, who seems to like about a third of the...
Rob Murray
May 3, 20164 min read
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2015 Players
Tom Brady barely held off Cam Newton for league MVP, while major injuries wrecked havoc on the final player rankings. Both Le’Veon Bell...
Rob Murray
Jan 2, 20163 min read
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Steve Smith | Size Really Doesn’t Matter
Today, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver and former Carolina Panther, Steve Smith, announced this will be his final season. The dude has...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20156 min read
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In Memoriam…Maurice Jones-Drew
Maurice Jones-Drew has officially hung up his cleats, so it’s time to look back at his career in Robioland. Maybe because he was a power...
Rob Murray
Mar 6, 20152 min read
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Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20130 min read
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2012 Players
2012 was a year unlike any other. A rookie quarterback (RGIII) finished first among all quarterbacks, while a second rookie, running back...
Rob Murray
Feb 25, 20133 min read
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Champions: List of Players
Terrell Owens is the only three-time champion player. Here is a near-complete list of all the players that have won championships in this...
Rob Murray
Jun 20, 20122 min read
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2011 Player Stats
QUARTERBACKSRUNNING BACKSWIDE RECEIVERSTIGHT ENDSPLACE KICKERSDEFENSE/ST 1Aaron Rodgers5642470LeSean McCoy3208267Wes Welker2800233Rob...
Rob Murray
Feb 3, 20122 min read
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First Ain’t Always Best: Running Backs
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 201110 min read
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First Ain’t Always Best: Wide Receivers
The question of the day wasn’t if the Carolina Panthers would draft Cam Newton (they did), but rather, how early will Burrier take him in...
Rob Murray
Apr 27, 20118 min read
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Dec 4, 20100 min read
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Dec 4, 20090 min read
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Rob Murray
Dec 4, 20080 min read
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Bye, Bye Brett
As most of you know, Brett Favre has left the world of professional football. Since none of you are Packer fans, I doubt anyone really...
Rob Murray
May 6, 20083 min read
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