Rob Murray
Greatest Keepers Per Team
L. Tomlinson is clearly the greatest keeper ever, but Calvin Johnson and Rich Calderon made sweet music together, too. Keepers are due...
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Rob Murray
Aug 5, 201410 min read
How Bad Can You Be?
Sadly, the only time the two Vozzola men will be ranked 1-2 in this league is when I do lists like this. Guess what folks, Robioland...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 20142 min read
The Name of the Game is Trades
Colby enjoys trading more than winning…and sliding. Performing a trade does not guarantee a championship. In fact, only seven of the...
Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20143 min read
Greatest Team to Never Win a Title
For years, Rich Calderon hung the “greatest team to never win a title” label proudly around his neck, but no more. Sadly, it’s time to...
Rob Murray
May 16, 20144 min read
2014 Keeper Options
Keepers win championships. Actually, that’s not true. Just asked 2006 Griff. However, a couple good ones doesn’t hurt. Here are every...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20134 min read
2013 Records: The Year of the Opponent
With the season over, it’s time to look back and see who joined the record book in 2013. Obviously, all records can be found on the...
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 201325 min read
2013 Playoffs
The 2013 playoffs are here. If you’re one of the lucky eight, then this article is for you. JUST THE PLAYOFF FACTS, MA’AM I’m 20-6 in...
Rob Murray
Aug 29, 20133 min read
2013 Preseason All-Robio Predictions
Note to league members, of the eight players I predicted to be first-team All-Robio in 2012, only one actually finished the season as a...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 20139 min read
First-Round History
Did you know that Randy Moss was the first player ever taken in Robioland Football? The first-round doesn’t decide a championship, but it...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 201316 min read
2013 Robioland Football…It Begins
GIve me a thumbs up Rich if you’re tired of being the greatest team to not win a title. Thanks. Fucking 15 years old. Robioland Football...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201216 min read
2012 Playoff – The Big Picture
It’s on. We got two Rich’s, two Rob’s (for the first time since 2006), two Coomers and a Bob. The league has two Vozzola’s, but only one...
Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20128 min read
History of the Final Week Spoiler
The spoiler…the man (or woman) who goes out in the final week and takes someone else’s playoff hopes, their playoff dreams, and crushes...
Rob Murray
Oct 28, 201214 min read
2012 Mid-Season Report
Technically with a 13-game schedule, the midway point of the season is actually midway through the week six games, but since 67-percent...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20128 min read
2012’s Wednesday Stats – Full Season Update
A.J. Green is averaging 258 points per game, 22 more points than the second best wide receiver. TEAM OF THE WEEK: Week 1 – Tebow’s...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 201210 min read
Molly’s Got Back
MOLLY COOMER For a long time now, Molly was pretty predictable. You knew she would win a game at some point during the season without...
Rob Murray
Jul 27, 201214 min read
Changing History: What If We Were a 6-Team Playoff Format?
Would my son be more proud of me if we lived in an alternative universe? Don’t count on it. During that tender moment after masturbating...
Rob Murray
Jul 15, 20125 min read
2012 Newsletter – READ IT!
Welcome back to Robioland Fantasy Football. Can you believe it, but it is year 14 in Robioland? Yes, 14 fucking seasons of Robioland...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 20129 min read
The Greatest Weekend
Steven Jackson was the man! No player had a bigger impact on the greatest weekend of Robioland Football. Bob, Rob M, Rich B, Matt, Colby,...
Rob Murray
Feb 22, 20122 min read
The Dynamic Duo
Griff and Molly get higher than anyone ever has, breaking the combine scoring record in week 13, 2011 Heading into week thirteen, no one...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201110 min read
2011 Playoffs: Thoughts & Predictions
Will Masterson overcome all those awful years with a football championship or did I just jinx him? Let’s look at the 2011 playoffs in a...
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