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Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20157 min read
Results By Draft Picks
I’ve said for a long time that having the top pick in the draft is the surest way to guarantee success. With the exception of Eric in...
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Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20156 min read
Steve Smith | Size Really Doesn’t Matter
Today, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver and former Carolina Panther, Steve Smith, announced this will be his final season. The dude has...
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Rob Murray
Aug 3, 201523 min read
Worst First-Round Picks | Last Ten Years
While he’s not at the top of this list, I would have him #1 if I made this ranking subjective. Sorry, Molly. Okay folks, I’ve done plenty...
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Rob Murray
Jul 26, 20157 min read
2015 KEEPER OPTIONS
Here are the Robioland Football 2015 keeper options. If a player is “back in the pool” that means he’s been kept for three years and is a...
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Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20156 min read
2014 Keeper Grades
Andrew Luck and his beard were the top keeper in 2014. We are 25 days away from keepers being due. I know, right around the corner....
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Rob Murray
Jan 27, 201573 min read
2014 Rewind
WEEK ONE Charles Bronson at My Ball Zach Ertz, 1079 – 1286 The Dick-Taters at Popular Internet Meme, 1697 – 1232 Two at Mollipop, 957 –...
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Rob Murray
Dec 23, 20145 min read
Bob Castrone | Four-Time Champion
If there was a fantasy football George Clooney it would easily be Bob. Nothing goes wrong for this guy, even when he tries (like swapping...
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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20148 min read
Greatest Title Game Upsets
Anyhow, what have been the greatest title game upsets in this league’s history? First, there hasn’t really been a lot of “upsets” in this...
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Rob Murray
Dec 17, 201410 min read
2014 CHAMPIONSHIP | THE PREDICTION
It’s two-time champion Matt Neatock going against three-time champion Bob Castrone. We haven’t had this many past championships since...
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Rob Murray
Dec 10, 20144 min read
2014 Semifinals Deep Thoughts
HBO’s Game of Thrones is a favorite of mine. There’s politics, incest and lots and lots of full-frontal nudity (which reminds me, I have...
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Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201440 min read
2014 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. Rich B – Matt Forte RB CHI | Pos Rank: #3 | 3426 points When you only have one pick among the top 22, one can’t afford to...
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Rob Murray
Oct 23, 20144 min read
2014 Mid-Season All-Robio Awards
It’s sort of the halfway point in the season and it’s time to look back at what we’ve seen. Let’s start off with something simple, the...
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Rob Murray
Oct 12, 20146 min read
Worst Starts in League History
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
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Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20145 min read
Best Starts in League History
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
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Rob Murray
Sep 1, 201422 min read
2014 POST-DRAFT PREDICTIONS THAT COULD NEVER, EVER BE WRONG
1. CHARLES BRONSON As you may have started to figure out by now, I’m a guy who believes in systems, and the system that Peyton Manning...
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Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20142 min read
It’s Good To Be First
Last year Richard Burrier managed to win just two games all season long. That’s the bad news. However, the good news is, that means Mr....
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Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20149 min read
2014 Keepers | Robio’s Deep Thoughts
Is it me or is our “Keeper King” (Matt) looking more and more like a child rapist? Keepers are in and it’s time for me to tell you how...
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Rob Murray
Aug 9, 20146 min read
Greatest Keepers Per Team
L. Tomlinson is clearly the greatest keeper ever, but Calvin Johnson and Rich Calderon made sweet music together, too. Keepers are due...
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Rob Murray
Aug 4, 201410 min read
How Bad Can You Be?
Sadly, the only time the two Vozzola men will be ranked 1-2 in this league is when I do lists like this. Guess what folks, Robioland...
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Rob Murray
Aug 1, 201461 min read
2013 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Fart Joke (L) Welcome 2 FLA, Assholes (W) 1406 – 1872 Quarter Pounders (W) Flock Of Dudes (L) 1482 – 1317 The Dick-Taters (W)...
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