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Rob Murray
Nov 21, 2018110 min read
2018 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE ROBIO (L) MARC (W) 1186.0 – 1324.0 ERIC (L) RICH B (W) 1505.0 – 1506.0 COLBY(L) MATT (W) 1095.0 – 1695.0 DON (W) RICH C (L)...
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Rob Murray
Oct 26, 20189 min read
2018 MID-SEASON ALL-ROBIO AWARDS
So far this season, Calderon is the king of All-Robio, as he has four players earning a award at this point. Everyone has at least one,...
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Rob Murray
Sep 26, 201820 min read
Top-12 Playoff Rivalries
Rivalries…they’re not born. They’re made, slowly, over time. Of course, a few battles when it the matters the most (the playoffs) can...
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Rob Murray
Sep 5, 201822 min read
2018 Worthless Preseason Rankings & Predictions
Welcome to the 2018 preseason rankings and predictions. Before you determine these words to be worthless, let’s not forget, I predicted...
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Rob Murray
Aug 20, 201810 min read
2018 Team Keeper Rankings
Keepers are in and it is time to rank ’em. Enjoy. #1 BOB CASTRONE Rd 1 – Ezekiel Elliot Rd 7 – Marquise Goodwin Rd 14 – Deshaun Watson...
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Rob Murray
Aug 1, 20185 min read
2018 First-Round Mock Draft
#1 Marc Pattini – Todd Gurley, RB – STL Coming off a career year where he averaged 300 points per game, then proceeded to produce...
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Rob Murray
Jul 26, 201815 min read
Single Game Performances | Wide Receivers
During the 2016 postseason, Le’Veon Bell tied Jerome Harrison for the fifth most points ever scored in a game by a running back with a...
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Rob Murray
Jul 24, 20183 min read
Neatock’s Encore
Mr. Neatock has won three championships in this league, but the other previous two times he brought home the title, he didn’t impress...
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Rob Murray
Jul 19, 201826 min read
Category Three | Who is the Greatest?
After Vinny was lost for the year in week one and I lost patience with Aikman, I inserted the red-hot Warner into my starting lineup in...
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Rob Murray
Jul 19, 201811 min read
2017 Keeper Rankings
With all the noise we hear about the importance of keepers, one thing is clear, last year’s crop was truly unremarkable. Of the 31...
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Rob Murray
Jul 17, 20183 min read
Streaking Into 2018
Some streaks are good. Some…not so much. Here are a handful of streaks I’m paying attention to heading into the 2018 season. LONGEST...
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Rob Murray
Jul 16, 20183 min read
The Romp
Yet, none of those impressive stats or runs came close to matching what Neatock did in 2017. Heading into the postseason, Matt was the...
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Rob Murray
Jan 27, 201840 min read
2017 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE #1 MATT – Le’Veon Bell RB PIT | POSITION RANK: #2 A no-brainer if there ever was on. Bell had no problem dominating in the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 26, 20172 min read
2017…the League Been Neatock’D
We are smack in the middle of the era of the SUPER TEAM. For the fifth straight season, a league champion was one of the top two seeds....
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Rob Murray
Dec 24, 20172 min read
Bob Castrone & the Trades Heard ‘Round the World
While Bob technically still has the lead (1,119-933) heading into Monday night, Matt has five players playing on Christmas, while Bob has...
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Rob Murray
Dec 20, 201716 min read
2017 Title Game Prediction | Neatock’s Revenge
Let’s be honest, we’ve saw this coming a long time ago. Jeff and Eric are Jeff and Eric. There was no magical run coming from Calderon...
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Rob Murray
Dec 13, 20176 min read
2017 Semifinals Predictions
You know, lost in the hoopla that was Eric’s thrilling last second win and Jeff’s stunning come from behind victory, is the simple fact...
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Rob Murray
Dec 5, 20178 min read
2017 All-Robio Awards
Another year, another list of All-Robio players. Congratulations to Neatock, becoming the first person to produce two 1st-team All-Robio...
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Rob Murray
Nov 29, 20174 min read
Is Neatock’s Running Back Duo the Greatest Ever?
My headline…it’s sort of a loaded question. How does one define greatest? Is it purely most points wins? Or is it all All-Robio awards?...
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Rob Murray
Nov 2, 20173 min read
2017 Mid-Season All-Injured Team
We’ve talked about busts and we’ve hit on the All-Robio, but now it’s time to spend some time with those who left us too early. These are...
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