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Bob Castrone | Four-Time Champion
If there was a fantasy football George Clooney it would easily be Bob. Nothing goes wrong for this guy, even when he tries (like swapping...
Rob Murray
Dec 23, 20145 min read
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Greatest Title Game Upsets
Anyhow, what have been the greatest title game upsets in this league’s history? First, there hasn’t really been a lot of “upsets” in this...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20148 min read
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2014 Semifinals Deep Thoughts
HBO’s Game of Thrones is a favorite of mine. There’s politics, incest and lots and lots of full-frontal nudity (which reminds me, I have...
Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20144 min read
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2014 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. Rich B – Matt Forte RB CHI | Pos Rank: #3 | 3426 points When you only have one pick among the top 22, one can’t afford to...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201440 min read
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Mid-Season Report: Best Picks By Round
The draft…does it really mean much? Who knows. My name appears three times on this list, which goes to show that the draft might be...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20144 min read
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2014 Mid-Season All-Robio Awards
It’s sort of the halfway point in the season and it’s time to look back at what we’ve seen. Let’s start off with something simple, the...
Rob Murray
Oct 23, 20144 min read
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Worst Starts in League History
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
Rob Murray
Oct 12, 20146 min read
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Best Starts in League History
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
Rob Murray
Oct 6, 20145 min read
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2014 POST-DRAFT PREDICTIONS THAT COULD NEVER, EVER BE WRONG
1. CHARLES BRONSON As you may have started to figure out by now, I’m a guy who believes in systems, and the system that Peyton Manning...
Rob Murray
Sep 1, 201422 min read
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It’s Good To Be First
Last year Richard Burrier managed to win just two games all season long. That’s the bad news. However, the good news is, that means Mr....
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20142 min read
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2014 Keepers | Robio’s Deep Thoughts
Is it me or is our “Keeper King” (Matt) looking more and more like a child rapist? Keepers are in and it’s time for me to tell you how...
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20149 min read
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Greatest Keepers Per Team
L. Tomlinson is clearly the greatest keeper ever, but Calvin Johnson and Rich Calderon made sweet music together, too. Keepers are due...
Rob Murray
Aug 9, 20146 min read
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How Bad Can You Be?
Sadly, the only time the two Vozzola men will be ranked 1-2 in this league is when I do lists like this. Guess what folks, Robioland...
Rob Murray
Aug 5, 201410 min read
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2013 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Fart Joke (L) Welcome 2 FLA, Assholes (W) 1406 – 1872 Quarter Pounders (W) Flock Of Dudes (L) 1482 – 1317 The Dick-Taters (W)...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 201461 min read
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The Name of the Game is Trades
Colby enjoys trading more than winning…and sliding. Performing a trade does not guarantee a championship. In fact, only seven of the...
Rob Murray
Aug 1, 20142 min read
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Calderon’s Encore
The past two championships began on this deck. It’s a tricky situation. You’ve spent more than a decade chasing a dream. You’ve watch...
Rob Murray
May 21, 20142 min read
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2014 Keeper Options
Keepers win championships. Actually, that’s not true. Just asked 2006 Griff. However, a couple good ones doesn’t hurt. Here are every...
Rob Murray
May 16, 20144 min read
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2013 Draft Rewind
Round 1 1. Jeff – Charles, Jamaal RB KC | Position Rank: 1st First time since 2003 that the top picked finished first at their...
Rob Murray
May 16, 201424 min read
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2013 Records: The Year of the Opponent
With the season over, it’s time to look back and see who joined the record book in 2013. Obviously, all records can be found on the...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20134 min read
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Rich Calderon: Champion…Finally!
Of course, before we talk about the champion, we like to give one last shout out to the loser. Despite yet another title game defeat...
Rob Murray
Dec 26, 20134 min read
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