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Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20095 min read
2009 Season
Yep, the league was Neatock’d…again. League Champion: Matt Neatock League Runner-Up: Griff Coomer Top Seed: Matt Neatock Scoring...
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Rob Murray
Oct 10, 200931 min read
2009 Mid-Season Report
Like the past two seasons, we also have a little surprise for you. Previously the Rich’s (both Burrier and Calderon) did write ups on top...
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Rob Murray
Jun 10, 200914 min read
2009 Post-Mock Write-Up
MATT NEATOCK STARTERS QB – Aaron Rogers (GB) RB – Adrian Peterson (MIN) RB – Brian Westbrook (PHI) WR – Tj Houshmandzadeh (SEA) WR –...
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Rob Murray
Jun 9, 200919 min read
2009 Complete Mock Draft
2009 Complete, Full Rounds 1-15 F-ing Mock Draft. Seriously, all 15 rounds. ROUND ONE ROUND TWO 13. DON – Ronnie Brown (RB MIA) And just...
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Rob Murray
May 9, 200911 min read
2009 May Mock Keepers
So I went out of my way to devise the perfect keeper system, trying desperately to not do the usual; three guys drafted after the 10th...
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Rob Murray
Mar 23, 200911 min read
All-Decade: Team Rankings
Is there any doubt who will be on the top of this list? In reality, it isn’t easy ranking the teams. What’s important? Wins, points,...
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Rob Murray
Mar 21, 20095 min read
All-Decade: Worst Single Seasons
There have been some bad teams and there have been some awful teams. This list is where you find the awful teams. However, just because...
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Rob Murray
Mar 20, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Players
Below you will find the player and the team they finished the season with (and how that team got the player). Sadly, individual records...
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Rob Murray
Mar 19, 20095 min read
2009 “Way To Early” Mock Draft & Keepers
MOCK DRAFT – ROUND ONE #2 ROB M – Marion Barber, RB (DAL) – LT will scare Rob off. Next year, look for the Cowboys to split Barber and...
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Rob Murray
Mar 18, 20098 min read
All-Decade: Games
10. Don Vozzola over Robio Murray, 1,617-844 – 2006 Finals By the time the 2006 playoffs rolled around, upsets were becoming a common...
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Rob Murray
Mar 17, 200914 min read
All-Decade: Best Draft Picks
#20 – Eric Vozzola picks Kellen Winslow, TE – CLE (13th Round, 2006) Early on in Robioland, tight ends weren’t looked at as...
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Rob Murray
Mar 16, 200912 min read
All-Decade: Draft Day Flops
No, Burrier was not the league's worst draft pick, but he certainly was involved with it. Today, we have the top-20 worst draft day...
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Rob Murray
Feb 28, 200971 min read
2009 Season Rewind
Week One Quarter Pounders 1194 at Cane Mutiny 1012 Vick in a Box 1608 at Mollipop 876 The Griffters 1657 at The Swamp 815 That Fishy...
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Rob Murray
Feb 9, 20094 min read
2009 Homer Rankings
Matt loves his Eagles, Masterson loves his Jets, Robio always swings towards the Cowboys, but who is the real homer? It’s time to figure...
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Rob Murray
Jan 10, 200959 min read
2008 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Greasy Onion Booty 1534 at The Griffters 1163 The Swamp 921 at Robot Sex 1324 Gator Nation 1207 at Quarter Pounders 1233 John...
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Rob Murray
Dec 29, 200828 min read
2008 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 2 GRIFF – Steven Jackson (RB STL) – Position Rank: #20 He had a moment of brilliance. That’s it, one moment. Jackson couldn’t...
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Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20087 min read
2008’s All-Robio, All-Bust and Best/Worst Draft Picks
MVP – Drew Brees (Rich C): *He led the league in total points, which the top quarterback usually does, but since no running back...
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Rob Murray
Dec 9, 20085 min read
2008 Keeper Rankings
Oh hindsight, how we love you. Last year 32 players were kept, out of a possible 36 players that can be kept. However, this may be the...
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Rob Murray
Dec 4, 20086 min read
2008 Playoff Predictions, By Masterson
Adam Jones (aka Rob (sweet 16) Murray) has the best team in the league. Repeat after me: Rob Murray has the best team in the league....
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Rob Murray
Dec 2, 20085 min read
2008 Season
For the second time in three seasons, the senior Vozzola has Scoring Champ: Robio Murrayrisen from the #7 seed to win it all. League...
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