Rob Murray
The First Overall Pick
FUN FACTS & STATS History lesson – In both 1999 and 2000, the draft order was decided by putting names in a hat. In 2001, we started to...
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Rob Murray
Dec 7, 201622 min read
2016 Playoffs | It’s Really Anyone’s Ballgame
Rich Calderon dominated in points this season, only falling short of the record in the season’s final week. Meanwhile, Jeff won 11 games...
Rob Murray
Dec 5, 20168 min read
2013 All-Robio Teams
With the regular season over, it’s time to talk about the elites of the elite. Here are your first, second and third All-Robio teams....
Rob Murray
Jan 8, 20165 min read
2015 Record Book Updates
As we continue to play more and more seasons of Robioland Football, it’s become harder to break records, but plenty of people added their...
Rob Murray
Dec 16, 20156 min read
2015 Semifinals | Heavy Favorites
I have no rooting interest in this league. I don’t cheer for or against anyone, except for myself of course. However, come playoff time,...
Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20153 min read
2015 Award Season
Sadly, Bob Castrone’s film “Flock of Dudes” was not nominated for a Golden Globe, but what the fuck do foreigners know? Right? If Bob...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 201521 min read
2015 Robioland Playoff Predictions
Let’s get this shit on! It’s time for the 2014 playoffs to begin. I know, I know, everyone handed the title to Bob a long time ago. I get...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20156 min read
Steve Smith | Size Really Doesn’t Matter
Today, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver and former Carolina Panther, Steve Smith, announced this will be his final season. The dude has...
Rob Murray
Aug 3, 201523 min read
Worst First-Round Picks | Last Ten Years
While he’s not at the top of this list, I would have him #1 if I made this ranking subjective. Sorry, Molly. Okay folks, I’ve done plenty...
Rob Murray
Dec 23, 20145 min read
Bob Castrone | Four-Time Champion
If there was a fantasy football George Clooney it would easily be Bob. Nothing goes wrong for this guy, even when he tries (like swapping...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20148 min read
Greatest Title Game Upsets
Anyhow, what have been the greatest title game upsets in this league’s history? First, there hasn’t really been a lot of “upsets” in this...
Rob Murray
Dec 17, 201410 min read
2014 CHAMPIONSHIP | THE PREDICTION
It’s two-time champion Matt Neatock going against three-time champion Bob Castrone. We haven’t had this many past championships since...
Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20144 min read
2014 Semifinals Deep Thoughts
HBO’s Game of Thrones is a favorite of mine. There’s politics, incest and lots and lots of full-frontal nudity (which reminds me, I have...
Rob Murray
Nov 30, 20144 min read
2,000’s All Around
Heading into week 12, Bob was sitting on top of the world. He was first in points and first in the standings. Yet, like a typical...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20143 min read
Mid-Season Report: Best Free Agent Pick Ups
Since the 2001 season, 208 players have played in a Robioland title game. 35% of those players (74 in total) were free agent pick ups. No...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20144 min read
Mid-Season Report: Best Picks By Round
The draft…does it really mean much? Who knows. My name appears three times on this list, which goes to show that the draft might be...
Rob Murray
Oct 23, 20144 min read
2014 Mid-Season All-Robio Awards
It’s sort of the halfway point in the season and it’s time to look back at what we’ve seen. Let’s start off with something simple, the...
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20142 min read
It’s Good To Be First
Last year Richard Burrier managed to win just two games all season long. That’s the bad news. However, the good news is, that means Mr....
Rob Murray
May 21, 20142 min read
Calderon’s Encore
The past two championships began on this deck. It’s a tricky situation. You’ve spent more than a decade chasing a dream. You’ve watch...
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 201325 min read
2013 Playoffs
The 2013 playoffs are here. If you’re one of the lucky eight, then this article is for you. JUST THE PLAYOFF FACTS, MA’AM I’m 20-6 in...
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