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2015 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Lobster Bikini – Robio (L) at Johnny Hancock – Eric (W), 939.0 – 1304.0 Deflate My Balls – Rob M (W) at Tijuana Picnic – Jeff...
Rob Murray
Feb 9, 201682 min read
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2015 Record Book Updates
As we continue to play more and more seasons of Robioland Football, it’s become harder to break records, but plenty of people added their...
Rob Murray
Jan 8, 20165 min read
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2015 Players
Tom Brady barely held off Cam Newton for league MVP, while major injuries wrecked havoc on the final player rankings. Both Le’Veon Bell...
Rob Murray
Jan 2, 20163 min read
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2015 Champion…the title goes back to Florida
It’s official…Griff Coomer is the 2015 Robioland Fantasy Football Champion… However, before we heap praise on our new master of the mug,...
Rob Murray
Dec 29, 20153 min read
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2015 Title Game Prediction
(2) WELCOME 2 FLA, ASSHOLES vs (6) QUARTER POUNDERS It’s Griff vs. Colby. Welcome 2 Fla, Assholes vs. the Quarter Pounders. Will the...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 201517 min read
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2015 Semifinals | Heavy Favorites
I have no rooting interest in this league. I don’t cheer for or against anyone, except for myself of course. However, come playoff time,...
Rob Murray
Dec 16, 20156 min read
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2015 Award Season
Sadly, Bob Castrone’s film “Flock of Dudes” was not nominated for a Golden Globe, but what the fuck do foreigners know? Right? If Bob...
Rob Murray
Dec 11, 20153 min read
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2015 Robioland Playoff Predictions
Let’s get this shit on! It’s time for the 2014 playoffs to begin. I know, I know, everyone handed the title to Bob a long time ago. I get...
Rob Murray
Dec 10, 201521 min read
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2015 Mid-Season | All-Robio Team
We play 13 games, so there is no real halfway point, so I go with week seven as our midway point. Here are the All-Robio players…so far....
Rob Murray
Oct 26, 20155 min read
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Worst Starts in League History | 2015 Update
We talked about the best starts in league history, so now let’s go with the league’s worst starts in league history. Oddly enough,...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20157 min read
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Best Starts In League History | 2015 Update
As my wife will tell you, I’m a little rough out of the gate, but a strong finisher. Others are just the opposite. Here is a list of...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20155 min read
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2015 Top Free Agent Grabs | Through Week 6
A good grab can change a team’s season from bad to good. I count 15 good-to-great free agent pick ups so far this season. These are...
Rob Murray
Oct 15, 20155 min read
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Robioland 2015 Predictions
Welcome to the preseason Robio Rankings. Normally I do a more detailed preseason predictions, but thanks to a short turnover, I don’t...
Rob Murray
Sep 12, 20155 min read
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Steve Smith | Size Really Doesn’t Matter
Today, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver and former Carolina Panther, Steve Smith, announced this will be his final season. The dude has...
Rob Murray
Aug 10, 20156 min read
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Worst First-Round Picks | Last Ten Years
While he’s not at the top of this list, I would have him #1 if I made this ranking subjective. Sorry, Molly. Okay folks, I’ve done plenty...
Rob Murray
Aug 3, 201523 min read
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2015 Player Salary
The cap is as same as last year…$100, bitches. QUARTERBACKSRUNNING BACKSWIDE RECEIVERSTIGHT ENDSPLACE KICKERSDEFENSE/ST Andrew...
Rob Murray
Jul 12, 20153 min read
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