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The Rally
ROB BECOMES THE FIRST PERSON IN THE 13-GAME ERA TO RALLY FROM A 1-5 START TO PRODUCE A WINNING RECORD When do you throw in the towel?...
Rob Murray
Jul 1, 20133 min read
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2012 Season Rewind
WEEK ONE Kolb Gobblers 1183.0 at o0o0o 1310.0 Quarter Pounders 1613.0 at Tebow’s Before Hoes 1708.0 Glory Hole Days 1560.0 at Mollipop...
Rob Murray
Feb 25, 201367 min read
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2012 Players
2012 was a year unlike any other. A rookie quarterback (RGIII) finished first among all quarterbacks, while a second rookie, running back...
Rob Murray
Feb 25, 20133 min read
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2012 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ERIC – Ray Rice, RB-BAL | Position Rank: #4 | 2,548 points Finally, Eric gets a first-round pick right. The ghost of Chris...
Rob Murray
Feb 23, 201335 min read
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Game of the Century
ROBIO OVER ERIC, 1,973 – 1,871 | CHAMPIONSHIP GAME Heading into the 2012 title game, one thing was clear…Eric (Tebow’s Before Hoes) was...
Rob Murray
Jan 8, 20134 min read
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Ranked Seasons, 2012
Here is the updated season’s rankings…all 164 of them. I’ve tweaked the math this year (you can see how I figure all this at the very...
Rob Murray
Dec 30, 20128 min read
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2012 TITLE GAME – THE PREDICTION
It’s cousin vs. cousin the 13th title game in Robioland history. While the top two teams (Griff and Calderon) failed to escape the...
Rob Murray
Dec 20, 20127 min read
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2012 Playoff – The Big Picture
It’s on. We got two Rich’s, two Rob’s (for the first time since 2006), two Coomers and a Bob. The league has two Vozzola’s, but only one...
Rob Murray
Dec 6, 201216 min read
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2012 Mid-Season Report
Technically with a 13-game schedule, the midway point of the season is actually midway through the week six games, but since 67-percent...
Rob Murray
Oct 28, 201214 min read
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2012’s Wednesday Stats – Full Season Update
A.J. Green is averaging 258 points per game, 22 more points than the second best wide receiver. TEAM OF THE WEEK: Week 1 – Tebow’s...
Rob Murray
Oct 19, 20128 min read
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2012 Suicide Pool
Let’s face it, no one likes Burrier. Week one is done and so are Matt, Bob, Molly and Burrier. The good news for these folks is, I said...
Rob Murray
Sep 12, 20121 min read
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2012 Predictions: Lil’ E Has The Goods
It’s not the size of your mug that counts, it’s how many you have. How does one make predictions. Sure I can do a ton of research (which...
Rob Murray
Sep 2, 201233 min read
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2012 Draft – A Round-By-Round Quick Thought
Here are some “quick hits” as Don Banks would say regarding the 2012 Robioland Fantasy Football Draft. ROUND ONE The first-round went...
Rob Murray
Aug 21, 20129 min read
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2012 Post-Draft Mock Draft
If you’re reading this now, this means the draft is over. While I love doing actual mock drafts, I don’t like giving away my secrets, as...
Rob Murray
Aug 19, 201210 min read
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Jeff Suffering Through Breakup Blues
JEFF GREENBLATT Heading into 2012, we are going into year four since the Jeff/Colby love affair was broken up. Life as a single player...
Rob Murray
Aug 18, 20126 min read
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Molly’s Got Back
MOLLY COOMER For a long time now, Molly was pretty predictable. You knew she would win a game at some point during the season without...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 201210 min read
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Burrier’s Squad That Didn’t Exist
RICHARD BURRIER Last year a lot was made about the fact that Burrier basically went wire-to-wire with the exact same starting lineup....
Rob Murray
Aug 15, 20124 min read
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Calderon’s Keeper Fails?
RICH CALDERON Mr. Calderon loves to see himself as the “best team to not win a championship.” Fact is, it’s true, at least statistically....
Rob Murray
Aug 15, 201210 min read
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2012 Keeper List
Don Vozzola Jackson, Fred RB BUF A6 Jeff Greenblatt Hernandez, Aaron TE NE A7 Sproles, Darren RB NO A13 Molly Coomer Rodgers, Aaron...
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20121 min read
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For Eric, Losing Begins At The Top Of The Draft
ERIC VOZZOLA There is no question who is the worst team in Robioland Football. It’s not even close, although Jeff is trying his hardest....
Rob Murray
Aug 14, 20126 min read
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