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Greatest Keeper By Team (2020 Update)
Keepers are due tomorrow night. Lots of tough decisions to be made. However, let’s take a look back at each person’s greatest keeper (in...
Rob Murray
Aug 31, 20206 min read
Your Greatest Fail
#1 Rich Calderon – 2019 Season Based on career rankings, Rich’s 2019 is the 8th greatest season ever produced in Robioland Football. He...
Rob Murray
Aug 17, 20209 min read
2020 Schedule | Quick Peek Ahead
As always, CBS randomly selects who will play who during the upcoming season. As we all know, each team will face two foes twice,...
Rob Murray
Jul 26, 20205 min read
2020’s Career Rankings
#1 BOBBY CASTRONE As has been the case since 2013, Bob remains number one in these rankings and maybe in our hearts. You see, 14 straight...
Rob Murray
Jul 23, 20209 min read
Draft Options | Cincinnati Bengals
Thanks to a 11-game defeat streak to begin a 2019 season that ended with just two wins, the Bengals earned the top overall pick in the...
Rob Murray
Apr 18, 20203 min read
The G-League (Probably) Won't Kill College Basketball
Jalen Green, 2020's top rated high school stud, decided to forgo the college experience to become the first participant in the NBA's...
Rob Murray
Apr 17, 20202 min read
2019 Draft Rewind
ROUND ONE 1. ROBIO – Ezekiel Elliott RB-DAL | RANK #5 For the 18th time in 21 seasons, the first overall pick helped propel last year’s...
Rob Murray
Dec 24, 201910 min read
The Juggernaut
It’s official..without question, my 2019 is the greatest season this league has ever seen and ended in the only fitting way possible, a...
Rob Murray
Dec 22, 20194 min read
2019 Championship Preview & Prediction
I began my postseason predictions with a simple question…could anyone prevent a Rich Calderon vs Robio Murray finals. That question has...
Rob Murray
Dec 19, 201910 min read
2019 Postseason: Robio/Rich C vs the Field
When the season began, Rich Calderon was going to be the champion. It was a forgone conclusion, thanks to a trio of great keepers and two...
Rob Murray
Dec 5, 201925 min read
2019 All-Robio Awards
Welcome to the 2019 All-Robio Report, where we have collected three teams worth of All-Robio players. Of the 18 QB-RB-WR-TEs on these...
Rob Murray
Dec 4, 201911 min read
2018 Keeper Rankings | A Look Back
As we head into week twelve, I think we can finally look back and see if these preseason keeper rankings were worth the paper they were...
Rob Murray
Nov 22, 20197 min read
2019 Midseason’s Biggest Busts
FIRST TEAM ALL-BUST QB – Baker Mayfield (Rich B) He was expected to be the centerpiece of a resurgent Browns/Burrier’s 2019 offense. The...
Rob Murray
Oct 24, 20196 min read
2019 (Almost) Mid-Season All-Robio Awards
All but two teams have at least one All-Robio player. After six weeks, both Colby (with Mahomes) and Burrier (with Carson) had a...
Rob Murray
Oct 22, 20196 min read
Greatest Fantasy Seasons | Running Backs
Unfortunately, simply going back in time and see who scored the most is not how we figure out which running back had the greatest seasons...
Rob Murray
Oct 16, 201919 min read
2019 Season Rewind
It’s time to recap what I had to say to you subjects week to week. WEEK ONE COLBY (L) ROBIO (W) 1275.0 – 1656.0 MATT (W) BOB (L) 1708.0...
Rob Murray
Oct 9, 2019103 min read
Worst Starts in League History | 2019 Edition
Griff and I have been to over half the title games, yet he and I have had the two worst starts in league history, along with Pattini, who...
Rob Murray
Sep 18, 201910 min read
Best Starts in League History | 2019 Edition
Other fun facts… Only two teams that have started 4-0 or better have reached the title game. Ten teams that started 4-0 or better lost in...
Rob Murray
Sep 11, 20198 min read
2019’s Weekly Heroes, Hooligans and How the Hell Did I Not Start That Guy?
ALL-ROBIO TEAM Lamar has knocked McCaffrey off the top spot for League MVP, right? He’s been the top quarterback in half the games he...
Rob Murray
Sep 11, 20198 min read
2019 PRESEASON PREDICTIONS
This post isn’t really a prediction. I can’t foresee injuries, adds and drops. I have no clue who Bob will get to give-up his best player...
Rob Murray
Sep 5, 201914 min read
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